Perceived on the 27th day of September, year 1992. Yes, I have two parents in my life. No, they aren't the two who conceived me. Yes, I have met my biological father. No, he doesn't give a fuck, nor do I. Yes, I'm hot. No, I'm not a douche, or conceited. Yes, I care about your feelings. No, I don't care about your bullshit. Yes, I will listen. No, I refuse to put up with your shit overhaul.
I start college this summer at Quinnipiac University, class of 2015.
I love Lady Gaga, everything about her. Especially her body. And mind. Yes, geniuses can be pretty too.
So, if you really knew me, what would you think of me?
I don’t even think this is real, but it’s still funny to me.
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